It's been too long, but we have reasons! We're back for 2015 and commiting to a regular schedule for Ratchet and The Geek. Luvvie's meeting the President, and Scott's met no body, but it's all good.

• Our opening theme is Dark Ska by Blatantly.
• Read Luvvie's letter to Lupita Nyong'o!
• Here's Luvvie on the recent Deadline mess of an article.
• Scott's working on March is for Makers all month long!
• The legendary PEMDAS math problem that we probably got wrong!